Hm, well that could have been worse I suppose. I do enjoy returning to my own body though~ I do hope that Vyers is feeling better. Such memories~

My own were much better. Who knew my sword had a name and some sort of creature in it! Fuji Kujaku is rather hard to deal with though, so temperamental. Though useful.

It is strange, for some reason I'm not quite comfortable with showing my zanpakto... But why? It must be for the mystery factor~ It adds charm~


[Yumi is currently waiting for Ed outside his room for their 'scheduled' rematch]

*looking in the mirror for a long while, flipping back his (or Mid-Boss's) hair*

..Hm. This isn't terrible. Well, if I'm going to wake up in a strange body then I suppose having it be a fairly beautiful one is acceptable. I wonder what's going on~

I'm a little tired of these depressing thoughts though. It doesn't seem like they're mine - people should keep their depressing thoughts to themselves. That woman - someone's wife or the like - and a son.. hm, these certainly are not mine.

The hunt for Ed continues, he's tricky. Of course my sworn enemy would be~ Loud one - Ryo-something - keep at it! And for the last time, he's the tacky blond with the braid! Now go, go! Stop wasting time with ugly things like bears!

It seems now that Red needs a makeover too.. No rest for the beautiful I suppose. We'll just have to try and make something of him after my captain beats him soundly - it will hardly do to have all the hours of hard work we'll need to put in to be done in vain.

Oh, which reminds me - Captain~ I have a gift for you! You're so fortunate to have such a beautiful and generous subordinate~

[Take $10 from Yumi's account for part of his 'gift' ^^]

That brat locked me in a cage! A cage!

Hmph! Real fighters do not resort to such dirty tactics! Edward! Get yourself a sword and face me! I have never been so humiliated- not that I remember.. but I imagine it's so.

... Captain, we need to train! I have a sworn enemy who has besmirched the honor of Squad Three! Teach me shinigami tricks too! We have those, right? If alchemists have them then we do as well of course, since we must be better~

...One of you shinigami must know it. We must be great, even if the robes are a bit dull.

Miss Haruhi, I swear to you that Ed's makeover will be done! Miss Orihime, meek boy, we need rope and make up - lots of rope though! Don't worry team, we will prevail~ Beauty conquers all~

Hey Captain, hurry up already with that fight of yours, I am so bored. Who's your opponent? Don't worry Captain, as long as you're strong I'll root for you~

Oh that reminds me...

Eddddd~ Come hereeee~

I'm going to make you bearable to look at! Miss Orihime, I'm enlisting your help! And anyone really, I have a feeling he's going to be difficult~ That's why I have my sword though of course~

((Yumi's currently stalking the halls looking for Ed >>' I am so sorry Ed-mun))

Hmph, if only the contest had been most beautiful couple.. a shame. I am glad little Edward did well with his date~ Budding romance is so beautiful. Congratulations Edward! You better be a gentleman to Mokona or else~

(Filtered from Kenpachi)

Hey, who was this Yachiru anyway? I heard she's a little girl, in Squad 3 with us? Seems strange a child would fight ghosts or whatever shini-something's do. Do people just disappear like that here? Hmph. Miss Haruhi, I think the aliens are at it again.

I looked around but I didn't see any little lost girls. Hm, captain seems a bit upset by the whole thing. At least that hideous sword of his is gone...

Maybe getting him a new sword would cheer him up? A good fight would do anyone good~ I wonder how strong he is..

I am quite pleased - I get to go to the ball with someone as lovely as myself! Impossible, I know you all think that, but Miss Orihime has proven that it is indeed possible! Hmph, at first I was a little jealous but.. as I told her, beautiful people must stick together~

Of course I am one of the few fortunate, and poor people like little Ed have yet to find a date! I have decided to help him in any way I could. Since he's already on Miss Serra's list I decided to make a general announcement as well.

Attention! Anyone without a date please consider taking this poor soul! Here, I even made a picture so you'd recognize him:

Not top choice, I know, but it's very funny to watch him get flustered~ So someone take him! You're welcome Edward~

And Captain! You better find a date too! The newly formed Squad Three must make a beautiful impression afterall!

Well that certainly was an experience. I guess I'm just thankful I wasn't turned into a child - though I'm sure I would have been just as lovely then.

Hmph, a ball? Well, it sounds innocent enough.. but I couldn't possibly go alone, how embarrassing...

Miss Orihime, would you accompany me to this ball? I would hardly consider going with anyone ugly, and since you are as lovely as I am it is a perfect match~

Also.. I hope you're doing well. Turning into a child like that seems to be quite the ordeal..

(Not filtered, but specifically to the children in the Memoria Apartments - Who I believe consists of Soren, Edward, Allen and Shinichirou)

Oh... hey, you kids at the... Memoria was it? Yes well, I'm can take you to a day care with food so.. how on earth am I supposed to not sound frightening with this? Hmph So... Miss Orihime and I shall guide you!

Hm? Why are there children running around all of the sudden? Hey Captain, what's going on?

They all look kind of... ah, people changed?! That's bizarre. Why would anyone want to be a helpless child? Hm, how silly.

Should I.. do something? I don't do babysitting.

Where… this place isn’t… famaliar… but.. wait.. the woods? Ugh, lying in the woods, I do not recall this. My robes- my hair! Sticks and leaves, ugh, it will take forever to get out! Where’s my brush- shouldn’t I have a brush? This is a nightmare, it has to be... Waking up in this ugly place with.. things crawling all over my lovely robes. Whoever did this, I swear, when I find them they’ll be lucky if their face can ever be called marginally attractive again…

Even so.. I’m not sure who I am. How troubling. Hm... Yumichika, that is my name. It’s a beautiful name of course, so it must be mine. Well, that mystery is solved, now I really need a mirror at the very least. I certainly can’t go exploring this filthy place looking as dirty as the rest of it.

Hm, how bothersome this all is.